That Zoom Interview

Fucking COVID.

Fucking Zoom.

Hiring people has never been my favourite thing to do, but the current state of the world (lockdown and all) has made it even more difficult. How do you assess someone only over a screen?

Today’s interview was going to be particularly challenging, as it was for a new Executive Assistant for me. The EA position is a really important one when you have as many things on your plate as I do, and you really need to gel. This time I’ll need to interview someone over the internet and they will likely spend the first 6-12 months working remotely. Not an easy ask.

Still, here we are.

At 12 noon I logged on to our Zoom call. A moment later, she came into view on my screen.

Wow.

She had dark hair that fell lightly over a simple white blouse (just tight enough to give me a sense of the perfect breasts they hid) but it was her eyes that caught my attention. They were smouldering and exotic and seemed to look right through me.

“Hi…Vex?” I asked, trying to keep it cool and NOT stare too deeply at her chest.

“Yes hello!” she said in a cheerful voice “sorry I’m late. I’m Vex!”

The thing about interviews is they really aren’t about answering stupid pre-scripted questions. They are about finding out who this person is. And I’ve always taken the opportunity to try to go a bit deeper with anyone I am interviewing. I don’t care that much about skills, CVs and stats….I care about what type of person you are.

“Well I’m not much of an interviewer” I started out. “Back in the day I used to just take anyone I am interviewing to the pub with the team to see how everyone gels..”

“Argh!” She laughed “Bloody Covid! That sounds like a much better time”

We both laughed and the tension was broken.

“Look” I said “I’m really just interested in finding out about you. What you like, what you don’t. Why you want the job. What you care about. For me…it’s about finding the right fit. So let’s just chat a bit”.

She smiled and for the next 25 minutes we chatted happily away. We walked about her jobs, what the team was like…and everything seemed to be going smoothly. She was relaxed and happy to chat, and the conversation flowed easily.

Great start.

Now I’m a naughty guy at the best of times, but I try to keep it in my pants at the office. A) because I don’t want to be sued and B) because as the CEO I genuinely don’t want any one who works for me to feel pressured or harassed. It’s not fair and it’s not right. Oh I’ve been TEMPTED before…but I held off.

I couldn’t shake the feeling though, as we continued out chat, that Vex was flirting with me in much more than a “let’s butter up the guy who may give me a job” way. It was a lot more…overt.

Fuck it. I’m horny. Maybe I should play a little back.

“And anyways” Vex was finishing off her story about the biggest lie someone had ever told her laughing, “like I’d ever swallow that!”

I grinned cheekily.

“Never swallow?” I asked with an air of innocence, “shame…”

There was a bit of a pause as Vex’s eyes opened wider and she looked at me with a bit of shock.

“oh shit…here comes the lawsuit” I thought

Then she grinned and bit her bottom lip before saying, in a lower, more suggestive, voice “Oh I never said I didn’t swallow….I just like swallowing some things more than others”

My cock immediately started to swell in my trousers and my heart started to beat faster.

“Well” I said slowly ” there are many different skills needed and so many positions”

She threw back her head we both started to laugh at the same time.

“Fuck sakes” she said still laughing “this is supposed to be a job interview not sex session”.

“Well, I mean, it could be both” I suggested with a little bit of a cheeky grin on my face.

“So you tell me, boss” she said, looking at my with a mischievous grin on her face, “how can I make sure I get this job right now? What can I do to make up your…mind?”

I paused. In for a penny….

“I want you to like back in that chair, spread your legs, and show me how much it means to you”

She looked at me for what seemed like an eternity before smiling and settling back in her chair. She leaned back and I saw her legs come up into view. She was wearing a black pencil skit and had on dark fishnet stockings. She wriggled slightly in the chair to bring the skirt up and free her legs, and in doing so revealed that the stockings were there but the panties weren’t.

I felt my cock growing stiffer as she took one hand and undid the buttons on her blouse. A moment later her large, perfectly formed breasts were in full view and I could see her nipples hardening against the cooler air.

“Is this what you wanted to see?” she asked, her face now flushed with arousal as her other hand gently rubbed her pussy in a slow, circular, motion.

“Jesus yes” I said as I continued to watch her play with her pussy, her legs now spread out in front of me.

“Are you hard?” she asked.

“Like a fucking rock” I said.

“Show me”

Hmmm…am I in for a penny or not? I’ve never done a live video before where the other person could see me. I mean sure I’d had some great webcam sessions before with girls, but I’d never turned the camera on me as well.

She could see my hesitation.

“I thought you said teamwork was needed in this role” she breathed playfully at me, “You really want to know if we’ll work together, then lets cum together too”.

Fuck it. I’m in.

I stood up and loosed the belt from my waist, pulled down my trousers and let me cock spring up from its enclosure. I could see Vex’s eyes widen with excitement as she realised we were going to fully play the game together and I saw her fingers start to move faster as I pushed the camera down to show my hard cock to her.

“fuck me Jordan” she said as she started to work faster with her fingers on her pussy “what do you want me to do with that?”

“I want you to suck it and swallow my load”

She smiled and her face was flush with excitement.

“I’m going to swallow the whole thing Jordan” she said, her breath coming in shorter gasps now, ” I want all of your cum in my mouth.”

I started to stroke my cock harder, matching the rhythm of her hands on her beautiful wet pussy. We were both alternating between looking at each other’s actions and looking at each other in the eye.

“Come on Jordan” she breathed “faster for me”

We locked our eyes together as we both started to work our hands faster and faster.

“I’m getting close Vex” I said, my voice stuttering against my breathing

“Oh god cum for me Jordan” she said, leaning forward so her face was close to the camera.

God she was beautiful. Her face flushed with excitement.

“Cum her right in my mouth so I can swallow it all. I’m going to cum too as soon as that cum hits my tongue”

I stared into her face as I could feel the start of my orgasm grow. Suddenly I felt the first spasm hit me and a jet of hot cum shot across the desk and hit the computer screen, perfectly matched to her mouth.

“Oh fuck” I moaned as jet after jet of cum shot from my cock onto my desk and computer.

“Oh god” she moaned as she started to convulse slightly as her own orgasm started to take hold. We held each other’s eyes as we both revelled in the intensity of our respective orgasms.

After a few minutes, we both lay back in our chairs, spent.

“Fucking hell” I gasped, trying to slow my heart rate down.

She laughed.

“I may need to rethink this Zoom shit”

We both laughed again. Now that it was over, I think we both felt it was both funny and hoot as fuck.

“So what’s next?” she asked.

“Well” I said, “I mean would you still want the job?”

She paused.

“You know what I do” she said. “Half the time we all pretend that fucking doesn’t go on, or we aren’t turned on by people at work. That’s bull shit. I want to fuck you. I also want to work for you. I don’t see the problem.”

“Fair enough” I said. “You’re hired.”